If you stop to read this, we know you have an annoying neighbor. I just hate the neighbors who show much interest about the things, which is happening in the next door and visit us always expecting some favor or other. There are some entertaining and innovative ways to annoy such neighbors.
Get a mysterious dog or cat.
Have a pet. Take a picture of your dog showing his sharp teeth while you force him to have bath. Hang it near your gate or just paste it on your front door with some graphical wordings saying, “Our Tommy loves your thigh muscles, enter at your OWN RISK”. Your neighbors will not try entering anymore.
Try training him to “poop” only in the backyard of your neighbor.
It is a hilarious way to irritate your neighbor. Train your dog to poop on some hot spots. His favorite spot should be your neighbor’s backyard or the entrance.
Play any old CD continuously.
What is your old song album? But, it should be creepy number. Try to play it again and again. Set the volume in a pace where your neighbor can hear. You do not need to raise the volume to torture your neighbor. Be cautious he may ring up to police. Repeated playing of the same CD will be more than enough. He cannot complaint about this, because it is your wish what you play. Sure, he will come and request you to change the CD.
Subscribe some free newsletters.
You might find so many free newsletter issuing agencies. Try subscribing to everything using your neighbors name and address. Make sure everything get deliver to his address.
Ask your mother-in-law to take a sunbath.
Do you have a mother-in-law who is bulked up in figure? She could be a powerful weapon to use. Make her to take a sunbath in your garden with minimal dress. Your neighbor will freak out really, even faint after peeping at your garden.
Send some Jehovah’s Witnesses.
If you can find any Jehovah’s Witnesses through church, send them to your neighbors. That would be the most irritating thing you could do to your neighbors. Even if you leave your neighbors to have some rest, they will never.
Invite all your relatives’ kids for a party.
Let them play in your garden the entire day. Ask them to shout a much they could and run around. This will really make your neighbor sick.
Hope you enjoyed reading this. Enjoy the same by doing these. I wish you all the very best.