How to Annoy Your Neighbors (only who are nosy and irritating)?

If you stop to read this, we know you have an annoying neighbor. I just hate the neighbors who show much interest about the things, which is happening in the next door and visit us always expecting some favor or other. There are some entertaining and innovative ways to annoy such neighbors.

Get a mysterious dog or cat.

Have a pet. Take a picture of your dog showing his sharp teeth while you force him to have bath. Hang it near your gate or just paste it on your front door with some graphical wordings saying, “Our Tommy loves your thigh muscles, enter at your OWN RISK”. Your neighbors will not try entering anymore.

Try training him to “poop” only in the backyard of your neighbor.

It is a hilarious way to irritate your neighbor. Train your dog to poop on some hot spots. His favorite spot should be your neighbor’s backyard or the entrance.

Play any old CD continuously.

What is your old song album? But, it should be creepy number. Try to play it again and again. Set the volume in a pace where your neighbor can hear. You do not need to raise the volume to torture your neighbor. Be cautious he may ring up to police. Repeated playing of the same CD will be more than enough. He cannot complaint about this, because it is your wish what you play. Sure, he will come and request you to change the CD.

Subscribe some free newsletters.

You might find so many free newsletter issuing agencies. Try subscribing to everything using your neighbors name and address. Make sure everything get deliver to his address.

Ask your mother-in-law to take a sunbath.

Do you have a mother-in-law who is bulked up in figure? She could be a powerful weapon to use. Make her to take a sunbath in your garden with minimal dress. Your neighbor will freak out really, even faint after peeping at your garden.

Send some Jehovah’s Witnesses.

If you can find any Jehovah’s Witnesses through church, send them to your neighbors. That would be the most irritating thing you could do to your neighbors. Even if you leave your neighbors to have some rest, they will never.

Invite all your relatives’ kids for a party.

Let them play in your garden the entire day. Ask them to shout a much they could and run around. This will really make your neighbor sick.

Hope you enjoyed reading this. Enjoy the same by doing these. I wish you all the very best.

vIvI

Has the Cricket world cup 2011 brought a cold war between India and Sri Lanka?

ICC Cricket world cup 2011 is over. It is been more than a month, but there are some doubtful incidents happening behind the screen which could lead to a cold war between two countries. This time it was not only been as a sport but as a political game.

There were so many questions came up regarding the finals but remaining unanswered. There were rumors about Sri Lankan cricket players as they engaged themselves in match fixing as well as they were forced by political authorities to lose the finals. However, nothing was proven and Sri Lankan players and the Cricket committee refused to accept any of this alleges.

Now this subject is taking a turn towards a cold war. The ministry of cricket and sports, Sri Lanka has stated that the Indian government and the cricket council did not provide the honor to Sri Lankan President Mahinda Rajapaksha and the other Ministers when they went to see the cricket match finals in Mumbai, India. There were 20 ministers with including president, went to see the match. Only 10 VIP seats were given to Ministers and remaining were given a Rs 5,000 ticket and those ministers underwent security checks at every point, which was embarrassing.

However, Indian Government has stated that they did not notify the Indian cricket government about their visit as earliest. Still there is another question raised by Sri Lankan government. Why Indian government did not provide the pre-invitations professionally to Sri Lankan political leaders to see the match as country representatives? The silence of Indian government in this matter will not do any good rather making it even worse.

The Sri Lanka’s sports Minister Mahindananda Aluthgamage is now trying to play a new political game. He requested the Sri Lankan players withdraw themselves from IPL matches and reach Colombo before 5^th of May 2011 to join England series. His motive is to threaten Indian Cricket Council and Indian Government indirectly.

But most of the Sri Lankan players who is playing in IPL are refused to withdraw themselves before 10^th of May. Some has stated that they will play until May 20. They are paid a lot by Indian cricket council to participate in IPL. Moreover, the Sri Lankan government has already given the permission to the layers to play in IPL. Now they tend to behave, as they were never known about this.

Now the Sri Lanka’s sports Minister Mahindananda Aluthgamage announced that the Sri Lankan cricket board (SLC) allowing its players to play in the Indian Premier League until May 18. However, this decision also taken due to the intense pressure from the Board of Control for Cricket in India. Lankan sports minister dismissed such threats and even claimed that his country didn't bow to Indian pressure. In addition, he stated, “Whatever happened in the ICC World Cup 2011 finals was a protocol issue. This is cricket and don't mix the game with protocol issues”

Whatever said and done the ICC Cricket world cup has brought a cold war between Sri Lanka and India. The main reason for all these, the cricket has the core influence of politics in both the countries.

vIvI

7 BIGGEST Things That Turn Men Off

So you are ready for the dating drama. But before you get yourself in, don’t you like to know the men’s “pulse”? Men and women’s thinking are totally different from each other. Just because you love Pink and soft toys, you can’t expect men to like the same. I hope you do not want to make your Dating Drama a failure. Read this before you start.

1. Being “picky”

This is one of the biggest turn of for men. Women are fussy most of the time. But men hate “fussy” women. If you are meeting your date in a restaurant for the first time, try to give importance to him, not to the food. You can control your “diet” anytime, but not in your date. Men don’t have patience to see you counting the calories and eat accordingly. He might have spent a lot for this dinner. You are not only wasting the money, but his money.

Try enjoying the food. Show him that you love the food. Express it in words. He will love to hear you appreciating his selection of the food and restaurant.

2. Too much of demanding or too easy to handle.

Men like to chase. They like risks. They would love to fight hard and get a girl. At the same time they hate too much of demanding. Sure, they like you to take pride in your appearance and be feminine. However, do not be a proud red queen.

Do not make your love life so dull by being available always. You have to be tricky at times. You should know when to hold you back and when to loosen up.

3. Hairy Fairy

Well, men are hairy all over. But, they do not like the women in the same type. They are attracted to silk and smooth bodied women. You may like to be a hairy fairy or like being jungle. Nevertheless, it is a biggest NO-NO of men. Imagine of sleek and slender legs and hairless arms. How lovely they are. If you are a person who wears short skirts and sleeveless tops, you will look nice only when you remove your body hair.

Still you are not convinced; try removing your armpit and pubic hair at least. Health wise it is advisable to remove them. You may sweat a lot if you have armpit hair and it may leave stains in your dress.

4. Fishy body odor and bad breath.

I do not need to explain on this. It is not only a turn off for men but women too. It may end your relationship in your first day itself. I know we can’t simply blame a man or woman due to body odor. It could be due to their body condition or some medications which they intake.

Try following these. Have a shower using a good shower gel. Apply a good branded deodorant. Wear comfortable dress, which doesn’t make you sweat a lot. Avoid garlic and onions, at least on that particular date. Brush your teeth properly and clean your tongue by a tongue cleaner. Wash your mouth with salt water, which can kill the harmful bacteria that creates the bad breath. Try chewing mint chewing gums.

Note: Do not chew always as if you are a camel. It will just make men run away.

5. Do not talk about your ex always.

Guys do not wish to hear about your past. It is good that you do not want to hide anything from your life partner. But, do not use your first date to pour all your feelings on your ex. Don’t ever try comparing your lover with your ex. They hate it to the core. Your ex might be stinking rich or deadly handsome, but who cares? Focus on your present and future.

6. Drama queens.

Do not try sending him thousands of mails or keep on calling him every minute. Do not express your love always and say him how much you love him. It will just make him annoy. He knows you love him. You do not want to make him understand that by your every action.

The main point, which you need to keep in mind, is not cry as if you are in opera. Tears will make him turn off.

7. Being the ruler.

Let him do whatever he wants. Do not try controlling him always. He has his own world, friends, and work. Do not poke your nose into everything. You can’t expect him to have the type of friends you wish to associate with. You can’t tie a person by your relationship. Do not expect him to change him according to you. Love him for what he is.

vIvI

Before you meet your online date

Cyber relationships are increasing day by day. It is not a hard to find your man or woman of your dream these days. You do not need to wait near the women’s college or roam around the shopping malls or clubs. You can simply log in to internet and find your life partner. Online dating networks and social networks are taking the whole credit of it.

Well, it is somewhat risky. Dating someone whom you met online is a bit riskier than meeting someone you know in real world. However, there is nothing in this world; you can get without taking any risks. Therefore, we will analyze the risks here, and then you can meet and date confidently.

Know what you want actually.

Before you get yourself into online dating, make sure what you want. Whether you are trying to find a life partner or just a girl friend or boyfriend to hang around and later get committed if you like them really or just trying to play around for your “neediness” or just to kill your time online.

Once you know what you want, try searching someone who matches your expectation. Make sure you don’t cheat anybody who expect a commitment from you. Select people carefully. Do not end up with wrong person and get yourself marked as a ‘player’ or ‘Bi*ch’.

Ask for their “real” photo.

Be aware about “FAKES”. There are so many dating profiles available in dating networks, which displays the fake photos. They may hide behind somebody else’s photo or just some picture, which is freely available in net.

Once you start talking with them, if you really found they are interesting and he or she is “your type”, there is nothing wrong in asking for their real photos. Make sure the photos they send are their “real” photos, not somebody else’s, nor which they took ten years back.

You can ask them to come for a video chat before you meet them. If they refuse to do so, then be cautious. They might be up to something.

Know about some of their basic details.

Get to know some basic things about that person. What is his real name? How old is she really? Where he works? What is her last name? Where does he live? Some basic things. You have all the rights to ask for it. If they refuse to provide them, you do not need to disclose yours.

Do you want it really?

So you are thinking of meeting him or her. But, do you really want to? Are you trying to spend your time with dating networks to get away from a real relationship or fresh yourself from the hectic office work? If then, think again before planning for a meeting. If you are not sure about what do you want, get yourself limited as an anonymous.

Do not hurry.

Don’t ever hurry to meet someone. The world is not going to end today or tomorrow. Get to know about each other well. It may take sometime for someone to remove the mask and show their real face. You might have fallen for their mask. So be patience.

It is true you won’t be able to know about a person completely without meeting them. However, you should know about him or her to some extend. Do you wish to end up a relationship with ne meeting itself? I hope you don’t. So move slowly.

Do not commit before meeting.

Do not ever commit yourself in a relationship before you meet them in real world. The person who shows himself or herself could be very different from what they are. Do not fall for fakes. They may use your commitment mails and private photographs to some bad deeds.

I hope these would help you before you think of meeting your online date. Still if you have decided to meet him or her, you have to prepare yourself with a few things. I will meet you with the dating tips some other time. Until then, take care. byeeeee…………

ViVi

What is Goth? The Goth Subculture

What is Goth? It could be a hardest thing to answer. It is a contemporary subculture, which we can find in many countries these days. It began in England during the early 1980s with the shoot of PUNK genre. We cannot specifically define what it is exactly. "Goth" means different things to each follower. However, in common you can say it includes a group of people who likes the darker side.

Why people tend to become a Goth? Most of them are rejected by the normal society and they found the society rules as “worthless”. The mentality of Goth is they want to be left alone but the same time they want to be seen. They are free thinkers. They like to show them as a weirdo. They want to see the shock on other peoples' faces. They do not accept the moral rules of society.

But nowadays the reason has been changed. They are attracted by the Goth music, costumes, or by the Goth friends who act freely. Many adopt unusual fashions in order to separate themselves from other youth. They wear extreme black clothing, light colored pale make-up, and red color highlight, unusual hairstyles, body piercing, bondage items, Bands, and bangles. They like to be called as “freaks”.

The Goth subculture has survived much longer than others of the same era have. The gothic fashion and styles are borrowed from the Elizabethan, Victorian or medieval period. Most of us believe Goths worship Satan and believe in evil powers. But there is no specific religious belief among them. It differs from follower to follower. They devote Christians, Atheism, Agnosticism, the New Age, Gnosticism, Shamanism, Wicca, and other Neopagan traditions. There are a few Satanists, who are also Goths, but they are rare.

ViVi

8 Signs She’s cheating on you

Relationships are made on trust. Most of the relationships break when the trust is broken. Yes, they cheat. It could be either male or female. It could be due to so many reasons.

Remember not all women cheat as well as not all men. You will not worry about the whole world and the entire women who live in this globe. You will just worry about your “loving lady”. How to find out whether your lady cheats on you or not? Here are some clear signs.

She will disconnect the calls when you are with her.

She may receive calls but will not try to answer those when you are with her. She may simply say, it is from an unwanted person or a nuisance call, which she doesn’t want to answer. She will try leaving the place when she receives calls. It could be a “special” call.

New keypad lock for her mobile.

She will fix new PIN number to her mobile. She will not allow you to touch her mobile or check the entries. She will carry her mobile everywhere, wherever she goes, even to restroom. Even If she allows you to check, the inbox and call record entries will be empty. She knew it already that you might check. It applies for her e-mail as well.

She will miss the bed times with you.

She will not show much interest in sex with you. Most of the time, she may try avoiding sex. She may feel guilt.

She will avoid your questions.

Women are very cautious about what others think about them. Cheating women try all the way to cover their act. They will simply refuse to answer your questions. Even for simple questions, they will not give direct answer. They will simply hang on something and start a fight. You may wonder what you asked to fight on it. However, if you observe you may find that she is avoiding your questions by the quarrel.

She may not show any interest on your whereabouts.

Even if you knock the door in the midnight, drunken, she will try to ask where you went and with whom. She may not even raise her eyebrow. She will be happy the longer you are out.

Missing communication and Romantic night-outs.

You may not be able to talk with her freely. She will not make her time free for you. She will miss the “dates”. She may simply say that she forgot or she may have new plans of her own (not including you). She may have new friends of her own. She will tend to go out with them.

She may tend to think as an individual.

She will try living her own way. She will forget about the bond between you and her. She will try taking her out from the relationship little by little. She will not plan about your (you and her) future anymore.

She will care about how she looks than ever before.

She will try to look sexier than before. She may join to gym. She may have appointments with beauty parlors more often. She may buy new dresses and lingerie. She will simply turn herself into something else.

Note: It is not obvious; she is really up to something if you happen to observe any of this signs on her. Wait until unless you find signs and real proof. Try analyzing her behavior and the reason for it. If the reason is you, try changing yourself first.

ViVi